Spruce Beer, would you try it? I’m about to, but I’m quite uncertain what it will taste like. Empire Bottling Works makes this particular Spruce Beer although I’ve never seen another on the market. A look at the ingredients isn’t much help either. Carbonated natural artesian spring water (really?), 100% cane sugar, extract flavor, citric acid, and sodium benzoate (yum yum) are what make up Spruce Beer. You know what might have been helpful? They could make the listing of “extract flavor” more than just a legal requirement if they told us exactly what it was an extract of. Personally, I hope the extract is spruce. I hope I’m about to enjoy a tree soda.
This smells like tree soda, manly candles, and Vicks VapoRub. I don’t want to drink it. My hesitation is due to the fact that I never want to stop smelling it. Granted I could just grab some Vicks out of my medicine cabinet, but it wouldn’t be the same. Sigh… no use in stalling. Time to try this truly uniquely scented soda.
As putrid as this tastes I’m laughing. All of those aromas listed in the previous paragraph… this is liquid THAT. Each sip is like a loved one rubbing Vicks VapoRub on my chest then on my tongue. If you’re unfamiliar with Vicks (which needs to be remedied if true) then just replace every instance of Vicks with PineSol… minus the lemon scent. The initial taste of Empire Bottling Works isn’t that bad, but it rapidly falls into a “Do Not Buy” spiral of taste.
I don’t want any more of this. It’s like this soda answered some unasked question of what would tree soda taste like. Some pinesap, needles, and carbonated water would do in a pinch to replicate the sensation. As unusual as this is I can’t suggest you try it. I’m happy Spruce Beer exists in the world I live in because it truly shows innovention, but dear me it is terrible.
Verdict – Do Not Buy