Wanna play guess the flavor? In front of me I have a bottle of red soda with a red bottle cap. The brand is one I’ve never heard of; it’s called Fluids Soda Co. Now the listed flavor is Radiant Red so you’d assume what “Radiant Red” would taste like should be somewhere on the label… nope. Instead of a picture of cherries, strawberries, watermelon, or blood orange I get a picture of a transmission sitting in front of some checkered flags.
The label makes sure I know that it’s sweetened with “Pure Cane Sugar”, but as far as I know this is a transmission flavored soda that’s “Made in the USA”. Perhaps it’s a generic “Red” soda. Perhaps I’ll use “quotes” nine or “ten” more times while writing this review. Either way I’m tired of this mystery. Let’s see if my taste buds can become taste “detectives”.
Well the scent doesn’t help me at all. I guess it’s cherry or strawberry… I think… possibly. It’s such a faint aroma I honestly can’t tell. Methinks the taste might not be as vague.
What in the world is this? Ever find yourself melting down cherry cough drops and then adding equal parts carbonated water? You do? Well fantastic, you don’t have to do that anymore because Fluids Radiant Red exists on the market.
I don’t know if this is the worst “fruit” soda I’ve ever had, but the thought has crossed my mind enough that it needed to be typed. Really the only redeeming value it has is that I’m not gagging on it and the carbonation levels are nice. Other than that I’d stay far away from this.
So there you have it. Fluids Soda Co. Radiant Red is terrible and I’m going to stop drinking it now.
Verdict - Do Not Buy
I bought this at a Shell Gas Station in Houston
Wow, my posting schedule isn’t very consistent at the moment is it? Perhaps I need some bitters to get me back to being healthy in my writing. Thankfully I used the term “bitters” to seamlessly transition to the name of the soda I’m reviewing today. Bundaberg Lemon Lime & Bitters is what’s in the fancy green bottle in front of me and I’m looking forward to kicking off (13 days late) 2015 with this review.
Bundaberge Lemon Lime Bitters is a collection of cane sugar, spices, lemon juice, lime juice, and a few other ingredients not excluding some bitters. In fact the front of the label says it’s made with aromatic bitters...which we all know are the best kind for soda. Of course, we know that. Now we should all nod knowingly at one another to confirm that we know that. After a quick pause in this knowledge we’ll continue the review.
So, scary thing. When I opened this bottle it didn’t fizz at all yet the first ingredient is carbonated water. The aroma that flows out is that of lemon lime with a definite backer of unidentified spices. I’d be excited to move forward with this review, but part of me thinks the soda is flat and I’m not sure I want my first review of 2015 to be a dud. Sigh, oh well.
Good news everyone, this soda isn’t flat. It’s a very small, neat fizz, but it’s definitely there. The carbonation seems to add just enough texture that each sip is fun to experience. Thankfully the lemon lime flavor is present as well. That last sentence understated the lemon lime flavor quite a bit so let me try again.
I’ve had a lot of sodas and lemon lime is usually one of the more boring ones to review. Bundaberg Lemon Lime & Bitters doesn’t fall into the boring category as it is a top 3 all time lemon lime soda. It’s incredibly easy to discern the lemon flavor from the lime. Normally when these two brothers are together people just assume they’re conjoined twins and call them lymon. Not in this bottle they aren’t.
Lemon and Lime each have their own distinct flavor and it harmonizes well. Each burst of citrus I’ve consumed is wrapped up in the bitters that Bundaberg has added. Of course this does make the drink lean toward bitter a tad, but the 40g of sugar offset that quite nicely. Instead of focusing on the bitter aspect of it I find myself trying to pick out all the spices used in the creation of this soda.
The spice aspect is something I haven’t experienced with a lemon lime soda before. Well, perhaps I have but I just can’t remember it at the moment. Either way it adds another level to an already good soda. You have lemon, lime, and then a full cast of supporting characters that make the play even better. Sure if only one of them were on stage you’d question the director, but the way they work together is wonderful.
The only weakness I can identify is the way it feels after I take a sip. I would think a beverage like this would have a drier mouth feel, but it’s not. Instead each sip ends with a bit of a syrupy feel (not too heavy though) that scuffs the overall experience.
With all that said, Bundaberg Lemon Lime & Bitters is a fantastic soda that I would recommend anyone try. For those that like lemon lime, or fancy sodas, or spiced sodas, or citrus sodas in general… this one is for you.
Verdict - Buy a Pallet
This soda was purchased at World Market
George Prince flexes his impressive biceps on a can of Quinabeer. I don’t know who George Prince is though. My brief search led me to more picture of the young Prince George than I cared to look at. Quinabeer is made by Cawy and other than having a “body builder” on it’s label it resides in a red can. Now Coca Cola has done a pretty fantastic job of making me associate red and white cans with Coke, so I immediately assume that Quinabeer is a sort of cola. It probably isn’t, but that’s what 32 years of marketing has done to my brain. Let’s find out what it really tastes like, together. Except for those of you who already know. You be quiet.
Well this smells like orange soda. I no longer have any clue regarding Quinabeer. The scent did make me salivate though, so good on them.
If Big Red had orange flavoring it would taste like this. A coupling of orange and bubble gum, Quinabeer is truly unlike anything I’ve tried to date and that’s getting harder and harder to do. Both of these flavors have equal billing in the program and neither outshines the other. This balance is met with a rather raucous carbonation that sizzles at the end of each sip. I’m usually not a fan of bubble gum flavored sodas, but the citrus cuts into it enough that I can forgive it.
Now for the bad. Quinabeer leaves a very syrupy feel in my mouth. Its flavor just kind of hangs about like a kid who graduated still lurking around his high school. Sure, maybe he was a great guy when he was a senior, but now it’s just kind of creepy and you wish he’d go away.
Creepy guy aside, Quinabeer does have a combination like I’ve never seen but the flavors involved are just alright. I’m not going to tell my friends that I tried Quinabeer. Don’t get me wrong, I consider all of you my friends… but you understand… right? The fact that the entire time I typed this paragraph my mouth was occupied by the syrupy ghost of George Prince has me questioning my initial ranking. Ah well, better luck next time.
Verdict - Buy a Bottle!
This soda was purchased at World Market
Wow, I need to clean off my desk. I just checked to see if I’d reviewed Cicero Beverage Company Candied Bacon Cream Soda before, obviously I haven’t, and the search came up with my review of Cicero Beverage Company Salted Caramel Root Beer. Then I looked to my right and saw the half empty bottle of Cicero Beverage Company Salted Caramel Root Beer. To reiterate, I need to clean off my desk.
So as you may have guessed today’s review is of Cicero Beverage Company Candied Bacon Cream Soda and at no point am I going to shorten the name for ease. No, Carbonation, I’m going to type it out every time to emphasize how ridiculous it is. By the way this is sweetened with cane sugar and contains both natural and artificial flavors. With that said, I’m just going to move on.
The aroma of Cicero Beverage Company Candied Bacon Cream Soda is 85% cream soda and 15% bacon. Honestly it’s not so much bacon as it is “smoked scent”. I guess I’ll find out if it translates to bacon or “smoked flavor” soon enough.
Guess what, this is a cream soda with a “smoked flavor” added to it. The actual taste of bacon is missing, but this smoked sensation does create an interesting taste not unlike roasted marshmallows. Unfortunately, each sip I take steps further away from the campfire and becomes slightly more obnoxious.
Underneath all of the lies is a slightly above average cream soda that would probably be pretty good on it’s own. Oh well, at least they tried to be original with their flavor. I can’t really fault them for that, in fact it makes me happy to see.
Cicero Beverage Company Candied Bacon Cream Soda isn’t gross by any means, it just doesn’t really deliver on what it promised. So if you think bacon cream soda would be gross then Cicero Beverage Company Candied Bacon Cream Soda is for you because it tastes nothing like bacon.
Verdict - Buy a Bottle
This soda was purchased at World Market