So I found a ton of awesome sodas at Ace Hardware and while I didn’t have an order for them I knew I wanted to try Apple Beer last. I figured that Apple Beer was going to be the best of the bunch with a rich apple flavor and it would be my reward for a job well done on all the other reviews I’m slated to do. Sadly this is not the case thanks to seven pounds of grey. Seven pounds of grey is what our cat is. She’s a little thing that we’ve had for around 6 years and has always been fairly small. We figured she was the runt of the litter, but didn’t know because when we picked her up she was already 9 months old. Seven pounds of grey hates having her nails trimmed to the point of drawing large amounts of blood from whoever tries to. We’ve taken her to the vet and it takes two people and an extra fee to hold down seven pounds of grey so when we got a new Petco nearby I figured I could take her there. Let’s now fast forward to 5 minutes after I drop her off with the salon specialist. In that amount of time the salon specialist has found me in the store and voiced her fear of seven pounds of grey. The giant man of a salon assistant has also voiced his fear so it’s now a three person job to get seven pounds of grey’s nails trimmed. Ten dollars, four minutes, and three people later, seven pounds of grey has shorter nails. I needed to relax and the Apple Beer from the fridge came a calling.
Stare into the embodiment of violence
Apple Beer is made with pure cane sugar and apparently is a “Nineteenth century Bavarian tradition made in the Rocky Mountains since 1964”. I’m just hoping for a ton of apple flavoring with some nice spices to boot. The label strengthens my hope with a picture of a rustic looking apple covered slightly by a paper scroll with the words “Apple Beer” on them. Onward!
I’m a little sad this was a twist off cap, but the scent that greets my nostrils has me quickly forgetting I ever cared about how I opened the bottle. Apple cider soda is what my nose thinks it’s about to drink and my mouth is anxious to try it.
While I wanted a more complex flavor, Apple Beer definitely relaxed my brain within the first sip. It’s a foamy beverage with a medium to light amount of carbonation. Apple flavoring quickly saturates all of the available pores in my mouth. My tongue seems to think it’s found a modicum of spice, but I’m guessing my brain is imagining it to keep itself happy and relaxed. While there is no syrupy aftertaste the apple flavor stays for quite a while after each sip. Since it’s a pleasant flavor I have no issue with that, but some might wish for a cleaner finish. Overall I’m pleased with Apple Beer although as I mentioned before I wish it were a harsher beverage. In a perfect world you would have to sip Apple Beer due to the complexities and spice that were present in each ounce. What they gave us was a good apple soda that excelled in mouth feel and robust apple flavoring.
Verdict – Buy a Pack!
Look how rustic the two of them are together.