HEB Pumpkin Creme

HEB Pumpkin Creme

‘Tis the season to drink pumpkin… fa la la la la, la la la laaaaa.  Now that I’ve rendered you all “festive” with my song you’re ready to read this HEB Pumpkin Creme soda review.  I’m not really big into liquid pumpkin to be honest with you.  You won’t find me at the local coffee joint sipping on Pum-Spi Lattes or whatever the shorthand is.  You will find me downing multiple handfuls of pumpkin seeds though.  Good gracious those are delicious and far superior to sunflower seeds.  So I don’t dislike pumpkin products, I just normally prefer not to drink them.  That is, until the day Jeff Boo-itsky (get it, it’s a spooky pun on an already established character within the Soda Jerks lore), gave me a can of HEB Pumpkin Creme.

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bai - Lambari Watermelon Lime

bai - Lambari Watermelon Lime

Unexpected, but sweet.  Like a water balloon fight with your grandma.”

In a font the same size as the flavor of the drink, that’s what the makers of Bai - Lambari Watermelon Lime want you to know about their beverage.  This stylish black can with minimalistic design caught my eye at the store.  According to the can it’s not a soda it’s a “sparkling antioxidant infusion”.  You’re a non-alcoholic, carbonated, flavored beverage; that’s a soda in our book.

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la Gloria Sicilian Lemon

la Gloria Sicilian Lemon

I’m fortunate to be surrounded by kind people.  One of those said kind people, Blue Rumer as she’ll be referred to, went to Spain.  Blue Rumer went to Spain and brought me back a soda, a sparkling lemonade to be exact called la Gloria Sicilian Lemon.  Anytime I consume a beverage from another country it’s like a miniature vacation for my face.  Here is where I thank Blue Rumer for the tiny bottle of sparkling lemonade, the miniature face vacation, and get on with the review at hand.  

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MTN DEW.S.A.

MTN DEW.S.A.

As we approach July 4th a swell of patriotism may begin to fill the chests of American’s.  MTN Dew has given us the opportunity to pair this patriotism with bubbly sugar water with not one, but three flavors.  MTN DEW.S.A. (GET IT?!) is what I hold in my hand thanks to one J. Dewitsky.  The three Dew flavors that have been combined to create this are Code Red, White Out, and Voltage.  The flavors, as you DEW Heads may have noticed, are red, white, and blue.  They are really hammering this theme here, so we might as well indulge in it ourselves.

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