I like pears; I like green tea; I like honey. If all those statements are true, which they are, then I should like Sipp Summer Pear. Those three ingredients are all accounted for in this bottle to my right. The other ingredients listed are carbonated water, organic agave nectar, citric acid, and natural flavor. While I’ve never been good about this vague “Natural Flavor” ingredient, when surrounded by stars like that I care a lot less.
Read MoreYou know I’m a sucker for fun label art, right? Well Tommyknocker Almond Creme has tickled my fancy with their dwarfish looking miner holding a foaming mug. He looks so happy, almost Santa like in his serenity. While his face doesn’t show the markings of working underground you can tell he’s pleased with his drink choice.
Read MorePurchased at World Market
Sigh… I’m worried about this review. The last two sodas from Onli that I tasted did not agree at all with my buds. To make matters worse today’s flavor includes hibiscus, something I’ve never really enjoyed. The name it’s parents call it when it’s in trouble is Onli Hibiscus Pomegranate Strawberry. It’s unsweetened and a beautiful rose color. I know it’s unsweetened because it says so in bold print at least three times on the bottle. So… here we go with the lowest expectations possible.
He's trying to see what the iguana is looking at.
The aroma is a nice, light strawberry scent that tries to seduce my mind. It’s not going to work though. Even though this smells of something I should sip on a hot summer day I know better… or at least I think I do.
Onli makes the world's most confusing beverages. I’m 100% ok with this. It’s not delicious and amazing, but I understand what their doing and approve. The two sodas I had prior to this one didn’t compute in my mind or mouth. In my opinion, and that of the people around me while reviewing, they were awful.
Onli Hibiscus Pomegranate Strawberry starts off with a bitter burst, but it transitions easily into a pomegranate/strawberry mineral water. It’s definitely a sipping beverage and not a chugging one. The fragile flavors fight with the bitters of the hibiscus and carbonation, but ultimately the sides call truce and live in harmony.
A powerful array of bubbles is ever present and adds some texture to the mouthfeel of the soda. There is not a strong aftertaste and your mouth gets no syrupy buildup sip after sip. I feel alright drinking this, no guilt at all. Then again there are maybe 3 beverages I’d have any guilt about consuming.
So that’s it then. Onli makes sodas that flit and flicker all across my taste spectrum. Thankfully my most recent memory of them will be positive. Want an unsweetened soda that you might actually enjoy, give this one a try.
~A
This soda was purchased at an HEB Grocer
So earlier in the week I tried my second Onli beverage and it was pretty dang terrible. Today I have another Onli beverage and I don’t know what one of the ingredients is. The flavor of the day is Onli Grapefruit (yes) Pomelo (what?) and Peach (yes). What’s a pomelo? Let’s consult the internet. Citrus Maxima is the scientific name and I like that a lot. Pomelo is also a word used for grapefruit in some cases, but that would make the label redundant so I’m assuming that’s not what’s happening here.
Clearly he hasn't tasted it.
I’d look at the ingredients but someone removed the ingredient label so I’m going to assume that since it only has 15 calories that there is some non-sugar, but all natural, sweetener at work here. Probably Erythritol, assuming I spelled that correctly.
In the “Good News” category this smells like a grapefruit soda and I like those. So we’re two for two in good things now. Good thing number 1 was “Citrus Maxima” for those who don’t like to re-read things.
This just in from the guy sitting one table over, we’ll call him Buttons. Buttons says that pomelo is an original citrus fruit that many current fruits came from. Pomelo + Mandarin = Grapefruit / Common Oranges.
Wow that’s an insanely bitter soda. I keep trying it to parse out all the flavors, and each time a guttural noise comes out of my face. The grapefruit is apparent in taste and I can only assume the Pomelo is too. Peach on the other hand is represented as more of a theory. It’s the essence of peach really. You see it on the label so your brain tells you the aroma should be there… so it is.
Once again I don’t want to drink anymore of this soda. It’s a deceptively pretty soda that lures you in with an artistic picture of citrus fruit… then reality sets in.
~A
This was purchased at an HEB Grocery Store
Green tea needs to be in waaaaaay more sodas. Thankfully today I have one in front of me called Onli Green Tea Lemongrass Mango. Onli makes lightly flavored sodas that taste the way sparkling water should… of course I’m basing that on one soda. They are “Sparkling & All Natural”, sugar free (sweetened with Erythritol), and in this case has some Monk Fruit Extract in it. So that begs the question, how does a 5 calorie soda taste when sugar is removed from the equation?
At least they used Green Tea
That smells like a bag of nickles, I’m no longer excited to drink this. With a strong whiff I do get some of the mango and green tea aroma, but it’s not powerful enough to sway my worries.
Nope. Nope. One more sip. Nope. That tastes like a bag of nickels with a little bit of green tea and mango flavor as well.
Each sip ends with a painful wince because of how bitter the soda is. The initial taste is lightly sweetened, fruity, and enjoyable. Sadly, it almost immediately transitions into a metallic taste which then performs a ritual and summons the devil upon your tongue. The devil then dances a merry jig upon your taste buds (this creates a bitter taste for those down on their lore) and vanishes from your mouth.
I don’t want to drink this anymore so I’m going to stop and leave nearly three quarters of this soda unconsumed. I will say that the light mango taste is enjoyable for less than a second… you know, just so I don’t leave this on a bad note.
~A
I purchased this soda at an HEB Grocery Store
Purchased at World Market
Purchased at Publix Supermarket
I picked up this drink because it’s pink. It’s a very tasty shade of pink that normally promises that it’ll be unique and delicious. That said, I almost put it down when I read it was “Chef Inspired”. What does that even mean? Thankfully under “Chef Inspired” I read it was sparkling, all natural, and had some ginseng in it. All natural fruit flavored beverages are usually pretty tasty, so I figured I might as well give it a go.
Ingredient wise Onli (GET IT? ONLY?!) is full of carbonated triple filtered mountain water, natural cane sugar, natural flavors (boooo just tell me what they are), lemon juice concentrate, malic acid, panax ginseng extract, and finally fruit and vegetable juice for color.
See that sounds pretty good, right? Fortunately it smells like lemon watermelon so at least it’s not a complete lie. Color me hopeful for the flavor… perhaps I’d be pink.
Very nice! Lemon tastes the lead in this dance, but watermelon is light on her feet as well. The carbonation is robust and very much apart of the production. Each sip is full of bubbles which results in a great mouthfeel.
Flavor wise this tastes like the way I wish sparkling water did. It’s not syrupy at all, I’d even go so far as to say it’s a bit dry. Onli Lemon Watermelon would be a great beverage to pair with a host of things. I’m not going to pretend to know which ones so excuse me if I don’t suggest anything.
This is also the kind of beverage that could make you seem like someone who enjoys “the finer” things in life. Perhaps you put a pack in your fridge so you can bust one out during the big game and impress everyone in the room. They won’t know what to think. Just know that their stunned silence and eventual mocking of you means they like you.
Seriously though, this is a great soda for those who aren’t big on sugar, even though it has 22 grams. It’s not overly sweet, its flavor is delightful and it’s all natural. Pretty good list of positives if you ask me, and you did since you’re reading the review.
The only reason I’m not rating this higher is due to personal preference. I prefer drinks with a stronger flavor and a little more sugar, but don’t let my love of sweet sway you from trying this out.
~A
This soda was purchased from an HEB grocery store.
Last time I reviewed a Nature’s Pure product I lamented that it cost me around $6.50 for a four pack. Well a couple week’s later and they’re on sale for $4.50, a much more reasonable price. For those jerks that only read this site for the ONE soda review you need in a pinch, Nature’s Pure makes organic sodas. For those of you who read this each time a review is posted you already knew that… also I’d like to shake your hand.
The radiating excellence is all that keeps Twist that far away.
In the same awesome tiny (8oz) glass bottle as before, Nature’s Pure Organic Cola’s label theme is red. Has Coke done such a good job that we now associate cola with red or did Nature’s Pure just feel that red best represented their cola. The world may never know, although I’m pretty sure it’s the former.
A healthy cola aroma or colaroma lifts itself out of the mouth of the bottle. It’s a strong enough scent that I feel ok saying the taste should be “good” at the very least. Perhaps I should fact check myself now.
That’s a tasty little drink. Cola is unmistakably the taste that hits my tongue and makes me smirk a bit. I’m not sure why they don’t have “Have a Nature’s Pure Organic Cola and a Smirk” as their slogan because it would be perfect.
The carbonation levels are perfect. It’s just a tingle of sharp carbonation. If Coke has a “bite” then Nature’s Pure Organic Cola is like a kitten stretching and putting it’s claws into your thigh accidentally. Now, kitten nails embedded in flesh may now sound tasty… but it is.
Visiting the taste once again I’m pleased with how sweet it is and their use of spices. This soda actually feels like a treat, but doesn’t leave any syrupy aftertastes or gross mouthfeel its competitors might. The spices (which you can taste better near the bottom of the bottle) give this a somewhat unique strength. On top of all that it’s a fairly clean cola in terms of aftertaste, leaving only it’s original flavor behind.
Overall Nature’s Pure Organic Cola is a strong contender in the cola category and it’s organic to boot. Even if I had bought this at $6.50 a pack I’d have felt like it was worth it. Find it, try it, enjoy it.
~A
This soda was purchased at an HEB grocery store
A “Twist’s Choice” Recipient
Any soda that has a “Superior Organic Soda” sticker on it starts off on the right proverbial foot. Any soda who’s “Superior Organic Soda” sticker matches the color of the soda… well you’re just making art at that point.
Hello darkness my old friend. Forgot to set the exposure again.
Today’s entry is Sipp Mojo Berry. Sipp is USDA Certified Organic soda. Mojo Berry is apparently a mixture of blackberry, mint and lime. Here’s the part of the review where I sometimes look at a label and hope I don’t see the words “Natural Flavors”. *Turns the bottle around* Here’s what’s in the bottle: Carbonated Water, Organic Agave Nectar, Organic Natural Blackberry, Organic Natural Color, Citric Acid, Organic Natural Lime, Organic Natural Spearmint, Natural Blackberry Flavor.
HOORAY! I literally know everything put into this soda. Organic Natural Color is a little weird, but I can live with it. So far Sipp Mojo Berry is on the right track although I’m a bit concerned with spearmint being an ingredient. My soda history with spearmint is a shaky one at best so I have my doubts.
Blackberry is the prevailing aroma and it smells just like the real deal. I’m hoping my brain hasn’t set Sipp on a pedestal it couldn’t possibly reach. The ingredients are great, the bottle/label is great, the aroma is great… they’re either about to knock it out of the park or disappoint me.
This tastes like a fancy soda. Of course I should have guessed that with a name like “Sipp”, but after tasting my first “Sipp” I have confirmed it. All three of the listed flavors are accounted for. Blackberry, being the strongest, has bullied his way to the front of the line. He waves at me in a cool fashion and steps to the side to reveal Mint and then Lime.
Mint and Lime are buddies. They tried to fight Blackberry one day, but it didn’t work out well for them. He blackened both of their eyes and chipped a couple of their teeth. They’re so beat up that people confuse them for one another when there together.
Aside from all this the soda is really light. Bubbles within the bottle are tiny and powerful, creating a good experience all around in terms of feel.
I want to like this soda a lot, I really do. Perhaps I’ve been “spoiled” with all of the sweet nonsense over the years. Sipp Mojo Berry does some really good things, but that mint/lime combination creates a bitter taste that my pallet just doesn’t find that appealing. Sure they could load it up with sugar and probably mute it a bit. Something tells me that would go against everything they’ve done in creating this beverage.
In theory Sipp Mojo Berry is great. Personally though, it’s not my style as I believe it could be improved with a little additional agave. Ah well, that’s why I deliver opinions and not facts. Fact driven reviews would be so boring. Bah!
~A
I purchased this at a HEB grocery store
They got me. They got me with their stupid fancy labeling and their tiny glass bottles and their high price. $6.55 got me four 8oz bottles of Nature’s Pure Organic French Vanilla Cola. If that’s not the most I’ve paid per ounce it’s really dang close. Sitting in it’s tiny ornate glass bottle with a purple label slapped on it. A friendly, yet shy, looking lady wearing a white gown with a purple sash stands off to the side. I can’t believe the packaging worked on me!
Twist is in love with the lady on the bottle's flowers
That said this is a 100% All Natural Sparkling Soda and organic as well, per the bottle. Looking at the ingredient they are correct. It even has my favorite natural ingredient “Natural Flavors”. Just say what they are. If you have nothing to hide don’t hide it. Sigh. I should probably open this tiny bottle now.
This smells faintly of vanilla cookies and cola. I’m not really sure where I’m getting essence of cookie, but if the flavor is strong enough this could be worth the money I paid.
That’s unusual and pretty dang good to boot. They seemed to have nailed the French Vanilla aspects of this cola. It doesn’t have an overly creamy in texture or taste. Cola is definitely the headliner of this soda. If you saw this play you’d go home and tell your friends “Yeah, cola was good… just like we thought he would be, but French Vanilla. French Vanilla is GOING places. I need to look him up on IMDB and see what else he’s done.”
After I looked up French Vanilla on IMDB and quickly reminded myself that French Stewart was a part of my life at some point, I took another sip.
The play I just watched, those two actors aren’t friends. They’re battling for the audience’s attention the entire time. Cola comes out first and you’re happy to see him because he’s familiar. French Vanilla immediately appears after and from that point on you don’t know where to divert your attention. The two flavors don’t really play nicely together, but the show is entertaining none the less.
As an aside, I believe the French Vanilla taste is reminding me a bit of coffee in each drink I take. It’s causing just the slightest bit of bitterness to it. Overall an odd sensation although part of me is just fine with it.
All in all I’m happy I took the chance on Nature’s Pure. It’s a unique take on vanilla cola’s the bottle really is quite pleasant. The only critique I have is that I wish the taste was a bit more powerful. I want either the cola or the vanilla to resonate more instead of constantly battling vying for my opinion.
~A
Introducing the winner of the “Put a Bunch of Words Together to Make a Soda Name” title… Guayki Brand Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold! With your victory you’ll be taken on a one way trip down someone’s gullet and then who knows what mysteries await you.
Twist, you can't enter the contest because you work for the company.
On this exciting adventure you’ll be able to take as many friends as you wish. So don’t be shy, invite all your buddies like sparkling filtered water, cane sugar, organic yerba mate extract, organic natural spice flavor, and everyone's favorite… citric acid.
Being an all natural fair trade soda you are subject to inspection prior to your departure. Your spice filled aroma will be quantified and enjoyed by not one, but TWO nostrils. Once your scent has been inhaled in the least creepy manner possible you will begin your journey.
Take your surprisingly watery flavor past the tongue and teeth. So many famous foods have come this way before you. Remember that hotdog from 3 years ago, he once walked these very halls. Since you have such a small amount of carbonation you should have no issue getting him on the tour as well. Actually now that we've formally met I’m becoming less likely to take in all of your party. How about you just peek around the corner because your whole group won’t be partaking anymore.
Sorry for the mixup, but you see when we look at your party and so very uncreepily smelled you we thought you were someone else. We thought you’d have a robust flavor as so many other yerba mate beverages do, but instead we got you. Yes, you… don’t try to hide. The one with the weak flavor, the diet-esque taste, and the limited amount of spice used. Wait a second… are you regular Tea and Water stacked on top of each other in a trench coat? Where did you get this spice? Did you get this from your parents?! Now you’re ineligible for sure!
Guards!
~A
This was purchased for me from World Market
I had chips and salsa for dinner. I’m an adult. I can eat whatever I want, but I also have to pay a mortgage and taxes and keep a tiny human healthy and safe. The only reason I didn’t eat donuts for dinner is because I was too lazy to go get donuts. Isn’t that great! I was too lazy to eat donuts for dinner so I had chips and salsa instead. Now I’m going to have a Maine Root Pumpkin Pie Soda as a dessert to my chips and salsa dinner. Adulthood.
So since this pumpkin pie soda is made by Maine Root you know it’s all natural and of course made with Fair Trade Certified organic cane juice and spices. Dab the worry sweat off your brown and stick with me now as I open the bottle.
Peter Peter Pumpkin Drinker.
The ol’ sniffer is working better today after a week of antibiotics and Flonase brand Flonase. When you need to eventually breathe, eventually try Flonase. I’m not sure what my writing is doing, but I promise you’ll get a review out of this eventually.
So, this soda does smell a little like pumpkin pie. I don’t think I’d identify it as such if I didn’t know the flavor though. It’s a faint smell to begin with and of course that makes me worry about the strength of the taste. Perhaps I don't’ want a super strong pumpkin pie soda. I’ve never had one so I guess I’m going to learn something about myself now.
Tipping the bottle it dispenses three glugs worth of soda. I bet I could tell this is pumpkin pie. It’s not overly pumpkin pie tasting, but just enough to get the good parts. Kind of like a pumpkin pie coverband. It’ll never replace the original, but if it costs 80% less to go see them you might as well. Heck I might buy a CD from them.
I’m enjoying the taste of this soda more than I thought I would. The fizz level is pretty high, adding a bit of a burn with each sip. The Fair Trade Certified spices taste as you would expect Fair Trade Certified spices to taste… spicy. Seriously though, the spices do add a nice aftertaste to the beverage. They keep my tongue guessing which is fun.
All in all it’s a rather sophisticated soda, but not a prima donna. Not an overly sweet experience, but just enough to call it dessert if you wish. Pumpkin pie lovers, or dare I even say, Sweet Potato Pie lovers should probably give this a go. Surprisingly good.
~A
I purchased this at an HEB Grocery Store
Ever have a sinus infection? I have. Maybe once a year or so… except this year. This year is special and I’ve had three thus far. It’s super neat. I didn’t want to write a review today because I’m exhausted, but I figured it’d make me feel better if I just powered through it and got to writing.
Twist is taking it back wearing the cap.
The soda I’m going to take my antibiotics with today is Maine Root Mexicane Cola. As you probably realized from the play on words this is Maine Root’s version of “Mexican Coke”, also known as Coke sweetened with cane sugar. As with all Maine Root products it’s a fair trade product, so you can rest easy as night that you’ve done the right thing. Time to open the bottle.
That’s huge. Sorry, not the aroma or anything, but the pill I’m supposed to take. It looks like a cartoon pill it’s so big. It’s a horse pill as my family and many other families out there probably call them. Well hopefully this Mexicane Cola will be the perfect pair to it.
Even with one good nostril I can tell the cola scent is quite strong. This would have me believe I’m going to enjoy this beverage. Aroma’s have lied to me in the past though. I’m sure the good folks at Maine Root wouldn’t do that to me. They make Fair Trade Certified beverages. You can’t lie and do that at the same time.
First swig was pill free and while it does have a nice cola taste it wasn’t as powerful as I expected. It’s a shame because if this flavor was increased it’d be pretty amazing. That said, it’s still a very good cola and I won’t take anything away from it by complaining about the strength of the taste again.
Along with this very honest cola flavor a second sweetness appears and sits atop it’s brethren. The cola is a good foundation to this new sugary taste and the sugary taste seems to be a good foundation to the spices within the beverage. I do wish I could pick out the spices a bit better They’re somewhat noticeable and it still tastes good so I’ll keep my complaints to a minimum and just save them for the rating.
All in all Maine Root Mexicane Cola is a very good cola. It doesn’t have the punch of Coke, but it has an enjoyable taste all its own. That said, this soda falls into the category of so close to being amazing. It’s good, but a few tweaks here and there and this could be stellar.
~A
This soda was purchased at HEB
You know what takes up a lot of your soda reviewing time? Life. Well, the children portion of life seems to take up the majority of it… mine at least. I’m sure once she can go down to the fridge and get me a soda it’ll be a bit easier to find the time, but right now we’re working on walking. So bear with me if you would.
It's not easy being green...and being next to a can of Minta.
Now that we’ve gotten all of that out of the way it’s time to review a delicious can of mint soda. Nothing about that sounds good at all to me as the last mint soda I had was a bit on the mouthwash side, I’m guessing this will be too.
Minta is a naturally flavored soda with the following ingredients: Carbonated water, natural sugar, natural flavors (vague much?), and citric acid. It sits in a precious little silver 10 ounce can adorned with mint leaves. I’ve got to give it to them, it really does look refreshing. Time to find out if I can judge this book by it’s cover.
Smells like spearmint gum. Finally I can live my dream and drink spearmint gum, said some weirdo no one talks to. I’m being far too harsh on those that love this drink. I think my time away has made me more Jerk than Soda. Clearly there is a market for mint flavored sodas as Minta is doing just fine in the world without my love/hatred. Who knows, perhaps I’ll come around and like it.
Nope. No I won’t. Not in the slightest. That’s even mintier than Stander. That’s mintier than the mintiest gum. I ate mint leaves as a child… loved them. This is mintier than MINT LEAVES. Why would anyone want liquid this?! It’s hardly sweet at all and the carbonation is easily ignored due to the pungent mint flavoring.
I’ll give them one thing, they definitely deliver on their mint flavored promise. That said, I’ve maybe had four ounces of this and I think I’m done. It’s a very cool beverage and every proponent of it is good, except for the flavor. That’s a pretty big deal in the soda game. As the saying I just made up goes, Flavor Sells. Perhaps when I try Strawberry Minta I’ll be singing a different tune, but until then… no thank you.
~A
This soda was purchased at Sprouts Farmer’s Market thanks to a donation from readers like you!
