Poultry on steroids just isn’t my thing, never has been. That being said I noticed in the large glass case at a bustling gas station an energy drink named “Rooster Booster.” On the front of the can a muscle bound rooster strikes a pose that would make the Situation proud. What to do? I don’t like gimmicks but I can’t resist such a sophisticated drink. So I make the purchase, requesting a brown paper bag in a hushed voice. Yeah If I’m going to drink some Rooster Booster, at least no one will know.
So back at my house with my bag of shame I open the cans top. Okay no scent that is good. So I take a gulp. I think this stuff is supposed to be cherry flavor. So I take another sip. It indeed is supposed to cherry flavored, and it isn’t that bad. But it isn’t that good either. So I take a few more gulps. The taste doesn’t really grow on me at all and it leaves a rather thick aftertaste. So I take another few gulps and the taste doesn’t get any better. So with about half the can consumed I halt the review knowing the creepy version of Foghorn Leghorn won’t be gracing my beverage menu ever again.
Final Review: Buyer Beware! While not horrible Rooster Booster seems lacking.