Since You’ve Been Gone somebody told me that Henry Weinhard’s Root Beer was the best root beer hands down. I of course was doubtful because I don’t trust people that use the phrase “hands down”. Nonetheless I still started seeking out said root beer, asking various store Clerks, but found other Henry Wienhard products instead both of which were delicious! Now with Henry Weinhard Root Beer in hand I can either validate or nullify the statement that was made to me so long ago. On a side note it’s really hard for me to remember the name Henry Weinhard. I keep saying Harvey Weinstein but hopefully this abnormality in my brain will pass. Miramax Films aside let’s open her up!
Now I just got through walking my Dogma so I’m pretty thirsty. Upon opening the bottle I’m greeted by the meek aroma of root beer. Now had this review been written 40 Days and 40 Nights ago I would have been wary about this weak smell. Not anymore though. So many times I’ve thought that the smell was the Master and Commander of the drink… setting the tone to what was to follow. So many times this has proven to be false. Time to drink and think.
Let’s just get the initial question out of the way. Sorry, this is not the greatest root beer “hands down”. That’s just Sex, Lies, and Video Tape. This is a good root beer though and should not be overlooked. If you’re at Muriel’s Wedding in Chicago and the Priest offers you this is I highly suggest you try it. You start off with a rather unique flavor that is still unmistakably root beer. You can tell they didn’t try to Mimic any of the other root beers on the market. What follows is a smooth root beer flavor followed by a quick snap of bubbles. You could chug this and be just fine. In fact you could drink this from Dusk Till Dawn. The smooth mouth feel of this root beer is very nice; it reminds you that Life is Beautiful. Your mouth doesn’t feel syrupy after drinking it (which is surprising since they use HFCS as a sweetener) and the unique flavor stays with you throughout. Holy Smoke, I forgot to look at the ingredients. I’m Wide Awake and I forgot to look... I’m losing my edge. Well now that I’m looking I see that they use honey in the making of this beverage. That is definitely one of the attributing factors to this unique sub-taste. I make up the word sub-taste because it’s not the flavor that holds dominance in your mouth that I’m talking about but the one that hides in the shadows and peeks out afterwards. Your Henry Weinhard’s Root Beer experience is capped off with a fairly clean ending, leaving a pleasant aftertaste. Even though this is a great beverage and I suggest you enjoy it I leave you with this advice. Don’t be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Root Beer in the Hood. Anywho… time for me to Bounce.
Verdict – Kids, you should Buy a Pack
~The Tall Guy from Happy, TX
P.S. - Princess Mononoke
Twist's favorite Miramax movie? Godzilla vs Biollante of course.