For my review today I picked something I know will probably be good… because it’s Jarritos. Jarritos has one of the strongest lines of soda I’ve come across. Who would have known that when I was a teenager my choice of picking the “alternative soda” was actually a great idea? You see my best friend and I would stay at each other’s house overnight on some weekends and to make sure that we stayed up late we’d have to hit up the corner store for some soda. How could you possibly play Golden Eye/Resident Evil/Rampage for 18 hours straight without it? We picked Jarritos not because it was made with cane sugar, had a great taste, or had amazing flavors. We picked it because it was weird to us. Mexican soda? WHAT?! That’s crazy! It’s funny and sad how “other worldly” Jarritos seemed at the time but I’m very happy to be drinking it now, hopefully appreciating it to its fullest extent. Oh… by the way. Today’s drink is Jarritos Strawberry! You know the drill.
This smells like a syrupy strawberry soda. My nostrils can taste the sweetness that will soon be on my tongue. I’d go on but my drink is warming up… I do actually drink and write these at the same time you know.
Wow… that’s a much lighter mouth feel that I was expecting. Here I was thinking it was going to be heavy and syrupy but once again I’ve been surprised by Jarritos. It starts off as a somewhat light and bubbly strawberry soda and finishes with a heavier feel. My tongue can still feel the bubbles well after it’s gone down my gullet adding to the pleasurable experience. You get most of the sweetness about 3/4ths through your gulp. It’s like the sweet strawberry flavoring is waiting in the shadows ready to pounce but then jumps a bit earlier than it wanted too. Your tongue is attacked by the carnivorous strawberry but fights it off only to walk away with a few battle scars in its remembrance. Wave after wave of tiny, vicious strawberry attacks doing its best to thwart your tongue but no… your tongue is a warrior. Your tongue has taken on envelope glue, 9 volt batteries, and even Malta Hatuey. These tiny delicious strawberries are no match and show as such when they burst into tiny fizzy bubbles upon their death. At the end of the battle your tongue is stained red with their blood. Suddenly a warm strawberry scented breeze blows from the south. Your tongue now knows that its job is done and lays dormant until the next meeting. One more thing...
Verdict – Buy a Pack
(This bottle was given to us by Jarritos)
Faux Fact: All sensations feel bubbly to iguanas.